There is a California dude going through a desert
He's wearing shorts, sunglasses, a towel and listening to music on his walkman. He's having a good time. Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching.
He stops the Arabs and asks them cheerfully: "Hey, dudes, how far is the sea?"
They look at each other and say: "Two thousand miles!"
And he says: "Wow what a cool beach!!!"