It's International Women's Day And This Is What I Have To Say

The woman is a fortress: some take it by storm, some with a long siege, and some with negotiations.
There are no ugly women, just some with a rare beauty.
If the woman becomes quickly attracted to a man, it is not his merit, but of all men before him.
Woman can do anything, just some are a little shy.
A woman behind the wheel is like a shooting star. You see her, but she can't see you.
Love, at first sight, comes after the second bottle.
It's hard to argue with a naked woman.
Marriage is an everyday war, and every night a truce.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Love is evil. You can fall in love with a bitch.
To hit the male heart, she aims a little below the waist.